A Grumbling Old Fart Public Service Announcement

Never let it be said that I don't care for my readers, all 3 of you. With that in mind, I'd like to pass on a little bit of wisdom from the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment. They did a study and found... ::drumroll:: The smoke from marijuana can cause cancer. I shit you not. Seriously, dude. Well, rather than wait around for this fucktard of an excuse for a government agency to spend millions more of the California taxpayers dollars, I figured I'd let my readers know a few other things that cause cancer. The smoke or fumes from ANYTHING on fire, or burning. Trees? Yep, and those bastards are everywhere! Charcoal? Youbetcha. The American Royal is like a playground for various sarcoma's, not to mention fat ass cooks! Grass? All kinds! Fossil Fuels? Uh, duh. Breath deeply out there on the interstates! If it is burning, it WILL emit fumes or smoke that if inhaled has the potential to cause some of your cells to go haywire and have your doctor give you instant bald treatment. Not that being bald is a bad thing. Oh, one other thing. The Sun is burning. Yes, it causes cancer too. You're fucked no matter what. Seriously, dude. If you don't believe, just read the bottom of the story I linked to above... you'll see these other cancer causing items that California requires warning labels on: Dental fillings - wooohooo! Gas pumps - Fossil fuel delivery Ceramics - What???? Aspirin - But I'll die from this headache! Cigarettes - REALLY? I'm SHOCKED! Car batteries - There goes the electric car business! Crystals - Well, at least all the hippies will die. Oh wait, they already have cancer from MJ Jewelry - Even worse if it's jewelry with crystals!! Potato chips - Oh SHIT French fries - I'm dead!